tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35425222819386627572012-02-16T20:42:00.647-08:00x-dang :Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15068580710399623729noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3542522281938662757.post-30458182980251950522009-06-05T21:10:00.000-07:002009-06-05T21:24:47.588-07:00okayokay. im here to post aft afew days of lazing ard :D<br />LOL. actualy i was up to sth for my beloved two.<br />hahas. u both wil oni noe it whn i go to jas hse.<br />mus kip ual in suspense. im the evil kid genius.<br />exaggerated ==<br /><br />well anyway, tis hols is so goddamn boring.<br />dont u agree? to spice tings up a litte,<br />here's sth frm a joke, its abt singlish:<br /><br />Wah! i heard we all now gt bigbig debate.<br />they said future of proper eng is at stake.<br /><br />all becos stupid singlish spoil the market,<br />want to change now dunno whether too late.<br /><br />Aiyoh! ang mo hear us talk like tt oso wan to faint.<br />even our 'U' graduates speak ly Ahbeng, Ahseng.<br /><br />singlish is lyk rojak,<br />evryting throw inside anyhw mix.<br />got malay, indian, chinese and english,<br />cn give and take.<br /><br />whn u dunno sth is under table or chair,<br />you ask out loud loud<br />" oi! under whr? under whr?"<br /><br />whn u see sb behaves very bad,<br />u scold hm, " aiyah! why u so lyk tt?"<br /><br />whn u ended up in a traffic jam,<br />and gt stuck, u complain,<br />" today i sai chia kena very chia lat."<br /><br />whn u see moon cakes with so many egg yolks,<br />u say, "wah! tis type gd to eat, v shiok!"<br /><br />whn ur fren mistook hs mother for hs aunt,<br />u distubr hm, "alamak! why u so blur one?"<br /><br />u write lyk tt in exam u sure liao.<br />tcher mark ur paper oso keesiao.<br /><br />i dunno whether u agree wif me or nt?<br />i us simply sharing wif u my thots.<br /><br />singlish is jus lyk the garden weeds.<br />u pull lyk mad stil it won't quit.<br /><br />sure gt sme ppl lyk n sme dun lyk.<br />singlish n english, they'll stil live side by side.<br /><br />sekali our singaporean identity all lost till dunno go whr.<br />even orang-utan Ahmeng starts tinking ly a polar bear.<br /><br />bt stil mus go I.T. otherwise bcme swa koo,<br />oni smarter than Ahmeng at the mandai zoo.<br /><br />wait the whole world go I.T.<br />we still blur as sotong,<br />nxtime we all oni qualified to sell laksa in chai chee.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3542522281938662757-3045818298025195052?l=photographical--shit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>x-dang :Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15068580710399623729noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3542522281938662757.post-66031806311346367592009-05-27T23:01:00.000-07:002009-05-27T23:09:00.925-07:00<span style="font-family:arial;">To my dearest dumbo,</span><br /><div><span style="font-family:arial;">hlp u mak ur blog liao uh :D</span><br /></div><div><span style="font-family:arial;">mus rmb to post.</span><br /></div><div><span style="font-family:arial;">dun waste my energy ar.</span><br /></div><div><span style="font-family:arial;">nid any hlp wif it cn find jas or me.</span><br /></div><div><br /> </div><div></div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9w084PsA34E/Sh4qP_qmtvI/AAAAAAAAAAU/0aGCRUISeL0/s1600-h/0ebc65e7473cb402.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340752662384522994" style="WIDTH: 144px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 145px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9w084PsA34E/Sh4qP_qmtvI/AAAAAAAAAAU/0aGCRUISeL0/s320/0ebc65e7473cb402.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><span style="font-family:arial;">god made us dumbsters,</span></div><div><span style="font-family:arial;">chocolates made us frens :D</span></div><div><span style="font-family:arial;"></span> </div><div><span style="font-family:arial;">c</span><span style="font-family:arial;">heers yenteng (bodoh) (:</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3542522281938662757-6603180631134636759?l=photographical--shit.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>x-dang :Dhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15068580710399623729noreply@blogger.com0